6.09.2007

VANCOUVER - An average Travis night



travis says: "i saw her standing on this stool i asked her what was she doing and she told me she was testing The Reissner-Nordström solution, in which the central object has an electrical charge. For charges with a geometrized length which are less than the geometrized length of the mass of the object, this solution produces black holes with two event horizons... she lost me at stool."



travis says: "girls who look french make me embarrased of my culture. if i woke up next to her i'd high five god"



travis says: "he's like an awesome t-shirt: the one you store away for a couple of years and bring out for that party NOBODY will ever forget!"



travis says: "this is the kind of girl that when i'm old, rich and famous i'll pay to hang around me so that i wont cry myslef aseep every night."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

malissa looking hottt!!!

Anonymous said...

that first girl would have been better had the blackhole opened up and swallowed her. pretty sure that other chick just got spat out of a blackhole. and i'm sure 4-eyes is fogging up his lenses with all this spitting and blackhole talk. good luck with your appliccation to VICE.

travis said...

thanks im finishing my front page as we speak.

john doe said...

good insult anonymous, it could use another referance to a blackhole, or how about another, um... blackhole?
or how about writing it really badly and putting in another cheap referance to a magazine that we both know where YOU would end up on it?
great post. funny as hell! great style too.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the writing style is super similar to Vice Do's and Don'ts, whatever. The real thing to be worried about here are the clotes... The second girl, other than the fact that she's in a sheer mauve dress over what looks like a yellow printed sarong, is hilarious to look at. THE HAT/HAIR COMBO. I wouldn't call this stylish as much as crazy-old-lady eccentric.

travis said...

it wasnt sheer, it was a really nice vintage peice... unfortunatly i need to stop bringing a 3 pixle point and shoot with me... my other camera is a canon20d and i dont like bringing it when i drink,
sorry...

i love critisism, but, it was a beautiful dress, just a bad picture.

all my fault.

im a terrible person and will stop reading VICE as soon as possible.
im no good.

Anon. said...

Purple girl is gorgeous but her clothes are making her look too old.
And french girls don't dress like that, anyway.

Blah post overall. Homeless druggies seem more creative than these people.

Anonymous said...

the last one is wearing a leather fucking cuff. who does that anymore?

Stylefinder said...

I wear leather cuffs...in fact I am wearing one today...

Anonymous said...

first girl looks likes a primary school teacher from the 90's...and not in a good way. sweet.
as for purple dress girl..to me she kind of looks like an elegantly formed man dressed up in his grandmother's clothes.
so...as for this post?
trash